Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
You have to be odd to be number one.
This changed me